Today I watched Albert Pyun’s Tales of an Ancient Empire (2010)
Skipping ahead in Albert Pyun’s filmography we come to this film, a highly over ambitious sequel to Pyun’s first directorial outing, The Sword and the Sorcerer. I say sequel but the connective tissue between the two films is rather thin. In this film a kingdom is attacked by the vampire sister of the reigning queen. The queen sends her half sister away to find the mercenary who fathered her and along the way the sister encounters a whole host of bastard children spawned by their adventuring father.
This film has less than half of the budget it needs but even that would not save this woeful script. The film opens with an absurd amount of exposition and then quickly moves into introductions for a cast that is way to large for the film to handle, it is practically busting at the seams with undeveloped heroes and villains. On top of all this it is incredibly poorly shot, with cheap visual filters attempting to cover up the cheaper sets. I said in my last review that Pyun knew how to direct special effects but that needs to be revised, he knows how to direct practical effects and is woefully unable to do the same with CGI, but then again the budget is such that the CGI looks like a cut-scene from a game on the original Playstation. And then there is the editing, half of the cuts are jump cuts, maybe more, it is awful.
I will give this movie one thing, Kevin Sorbo. I have never been a fan of Sorbo but in this film his charisma shines through his limited appearance and the only watchable moments are with him as he manages to make a few of the banal quips and jokes his roguish dastard of a character are given actually amusing. But other than that this film is rather trite and foul, I highly recommend it to give you a perspective on what truly bad movies look like because it is at the very least quite short. 1/5